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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if this gets 1,000 notes i’ll finally tell my dad he’s gay
Good luck
at first I thought this said “I’ll tell my dad I’m gay”.
Then I looked at the notes and reread it.
Best of luck, my friend
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I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
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tumblr has given me the ability to laugh at the stupidest shit in the world
in my head
with a straight face.
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When I turn off my laptop by holding the power button as opposed to the proper way, I always feel like I’m holding its head underwater until it suffocates slowly.
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#i think we all wanted to grow up to be ferris #but we ended up becoming cameron instead
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